Saturday 18 October 2008

Why Fiore?

Seriously, are you Italian?

No. If you were you'd be too busy drinking coffee out of very small cups and riding scooters.

Do a proper English martial art like.....

errr.......

errr......

Oh sod it, make mine an expresso.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Because people want to emulate the kind of fighting that made Italy such a towering military power in the late Middle Ages and would eventually prove so good at repelling the French, Swiss, Spanish, and Germans.

Anonymous said...


In a rare burst of tedious prose,
Hemaman shows what little he knows;
for the Italian
is no great fighting man,
exactly as George Silver shows.

Anonymous said...

No no no you've got it all wrong
The thing that he meant all along
was that he wonders why
it is you don't try
An art from the place that you're from.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Fiore had a sister named Friora. I wonder if she had nice big tits and a round ass. I wonder what color panties she wore. Oh how I wonder.